The baby is like a black hole!  Light and even new episodes of the Lisacast cannot escape the pull of it's screamy gravity...  In this episode, Lisa wants to talk mostly about the baby, which makes sense because for a huge portion of this episode, Lisa is feeding the baby.  Or Rich is changing the baby.  Or the baby is crying near the microphone.  We also talk about dated topics.  For some reason we keep acting like the superbowl just happened.  And, for some reason, John keeps acting like he didn't even notice... 

This week, after an exceptionally long (and fetus/newborn induced) break, the Lisacast is happy to welcome honored telephonic guest, -NAME REDACTED.  Mr/Mrs -REDACTED-, a renowned -PROFESSION REDACTED- and active member of his local -LOCAL ORGANIZATION REDACTED- joined us rather reluctantly, but enthusiastically as Lisa chose (in an episode recorded way back on December 4th) to talk about Circumcision, Christmas traditions, global warming, compressed belly-button, The Nutcracker, The questions you can ask someone to find out whether or not you will hate them, and political conversations with our cranky relatives during the holidays.

In this episode!  Lisa wants to talk about John and his son playing a game he despises, how to keep our soon-to-be-born daughter from becoming a stripper, Thanksgiving, Black Friday/Cyber Monday, A Prairie Home Companion.  PLUS - we have the world premier reading of The Adventures of Periwinkle...  Though none of us know why.  We talk the return of Boy Meets World, we talk #assisbetterthanboobs...

In this episode!  Lisa wants to talk about very little...  But she has no choice but to address John's recent vascectomy - his balls were screaming for attention.  For the rest of this week's episode, she is CONSTANTLY distracted by election news on the television and John and Rich are too moronic to just turn the TV off...  But she does find the time and the energy to train a gigolo on his second career as a host at Bennigans...  It will have been election night!  The balance of power of a world power will have been at stake!  It's past-progressive-tense important!  Or something...  You must listen!  For America.

In this episode!  Lisa wants to talk about 9/11 potlucks, pregnant dreams (appropriate and otherwise), cancer coaching, home exercise videos, the rudeness of people who shop for organic produce, and the consciousness of bees.  PLUS, we have brief visits from frat boys, undercover avocados and cameramen laid off because of their shoddy work at the political conventions! 

IN THIS EPOSIDE!  Lisa wants to talk about: Paralympics, having a girl, camera work at national political conventions, illegal activity within (and especially outside of) the united states, vegetarian recipes (we don't actually talk about vegetarian recipes), and John's return to St. Croix.  As an added bonus: Lisa takes a shot at reviewing for herself what she learned!  ...Then John and Rich take a stab at it.  John invents a song!  Or two!  We discuss Billy Joel!  And Japanese ass-cleaning toilets!  At some point a young gay man wipes spooge off of the ceiling!  It's good shit!  

In this episode!  We are joined by the beautiful, talented, hilarious, Clown Car Drive By alum CHELLEY CANALES!  Chelley regales us with tales of her initiation into life as a New Yorker! Then, Lisa wants to talk about John's childhood trip to the projects, softball no longer being an Olympic sport, O'Douls, writing our own TV show, and branding ourselves!

In this episode!  Lisa wants to talk about the fact that we told some family members about the existence of the podcast; the olympics; her inability to drive in a manner that could be, even remotely, considered safe; Pregnancy: the musical; Rich's horrendously depressing office; and...  sunsets...  No, really...  sunsets...  Christ...  

In this episode!  Lisa wants to talk about Puppy-sitting, Huckleberry Daddy, "Shoe"ing away the bees, Dog the Bounty Hunter and home improvement projects.  She pawns the "devil" talk with her future child off on her husband, we sing an expert of the Gummy Bears theme song!  Without warning, we give a lot of spoilers from the M. Night Shamalan vehicle, Signs (sorry if you just got here from a decade ago).  We talk band names.  We talk school buses crashing into clitori (I know...  But have you HEARD this podcast?  That's exactly where we go. (clitorises?))  And then RICH gets into it with OLYMPIC VILLAGE ORGIES (no really.  And don't you ACT like you're not pissed that you're not invited.)  

WE'RE BACK, BITCHES!  In this episode!  We are joined by local comedian, actor, ginger, but otherwise pretty good guy ERIC MATHER!  Eric is joining us to talk to Lisa about her pregnancy (no really - Rich totally knocked her up!), face tattoos, Doritos Locos Tacos, Magic Wands (butt dildos), a 4th of July without fireworks, the Summer Olympics, her 5th wedding anniversary, Eric's car, The Drunken Bachelor Talk Show, and... sand...  We invent new horrendous sex acts (please, no one try them at home!)  We dispose of babies at fire stations and Wal-Mart dumpsters!  And, while we fail to answer definitively, we address the age old question: Are gingers really people?